Also, I'm stealing Lainey's formatting.

Who: Mae Borowski
What: Night in the Woods
About: She's that cat-headed girl who doesn't think she has a cat head. She has a self-esteem rating of zero, and a dexterity rating of a million. She's totally punk rock. And kinda depressed. And has some sort of dissociative disorder that occasionally leads to bouts of remarkable perceptiveness regarding the fourth wall. Which makes her think she's super nuts.


Who: Duke Crocker
What: Haven
About: He's that practically-married boat guy who runs the diner and has an aggressively terrible superpower he avoids using at all costs! Disgustingly in love with
okteiviakom and known for getting into serious trouble every time he tries to go home. Also, morning beach yoga.


Who: Bella
What: The real world, alas
About: I'm on EST on an evening schedule that keeps creeping weirdly earlier and earlier. I have a cat named Murgatroyd who is as delightful and baroque as his name. I spend way too much time binge-watching bad TV and knitting right now, because it's better than thinking about the world. And I like to brain-dump/capslock at people in email so hmu!


Who: Mae Borowski
What: Night in the Woods
About: She's that cat-headed girl who doesn't think she has a cat head. She has a self-esteem rating of zero, and a dexterity rating of a million. She's totally punk rock. And kinda depressed. And has some sort of dissociative disorder that occasionally leads to bouts of remarkable perceptiveness regarding the fourth wall. Which makes her think she's super nuts.

Who: Duke Crocker
What: Haven
About: He's that practically-married boat guy who runs the diner and has an aggressively terrible superpower he avoids using at all costs! Disgustingly in love with

Who: Bella
What: The real world, alas
About: I'm on EST on an evening schedule that keeps creeping weirdly earlier and earlier. I have a cat named Murgatroyd who is as delightful and baroque as his name. I spend way too much time binge-watching bad TV and knitting right now, because it's better than thinking about the world. And I like to brain-dump/capslock at people in email so hmu!
