Voicemail

[thishouseishaunted]

"Hi, you've reached Mae, I guess. I don't know, cellphones don't work back home. I've never actually had my own voicemail before.

You should probably just message me. I'm almost definitely going to forget this exists."

*BEEP*

Comments

[mother_forker]

"Cat Girl! Buddy! Pal! Dressy trashy and come down to Carrot bar. Carrot? Caritas! Yeah. I'm surrounded by old people and it's weirding me out! They're showing the Petey Stoney Supernatural Movie Show. And remember the old people? They are in costume! Don't leave me here alone!"